Thursday, June 5, 2008

Bullshido MMA obsession is "unhealthy"

CAGE FIGHTING PROBABLY GAY, SAY DOCTORS in UK

Doctors are finally catching on to what many heterosexual martial artists have known for a long time.

"NO holds barred cage fighting can lead to long term gayness and an obsession with thighs, the British Medical Association claimed last night." starts the article on http://www.thedailymash.co.uk.

"According to a BMA study around 82% of men who took part in the
vicious
fights were gay before they started and another 12% became gay during
their
first fight. "

Roy Hobbs, a former Ultimate Fighting
Champion, denied he was gay,
insisting he preferred to socialise with men
because they had bigger hands.He
added: "Like most men I enjoy a violent
wrestling match followed by a shower,
champagne cocktails, a club, some more
violent wrestling and a continental
breakfast on the veranda. Does that make
me gay?"

Glad I don't roll around with Omega at "Gaydowns".

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