Attending a Bullshido throw down is a potentially life threatening situation. Not because anyone at these LARPing events has serious martial skills, or because they spar too hard (lol as if). But because the Throw Downs are a mecca for contagious skin diseases such as Staphylococcus aureus (Staph), fungi Dermatophytosis (Ringworm), Cytomegalovirus and Scabies. Partaking in injected steroid abuse with shared needles spreads Hepatitis and HIV.
These diseases are all common currency in the sports grappling community where men and unwashed half-men roll around in the throws of intimate combat on grubby matting.
Staph is God's cancer for the sins of MMA masses. Do not attend these disease ridden events for your own personal safety. Personal hygiene is no defense if you roll around with diseased sinners.
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My money is on the chicks (?) with the same skanky shorts on for the last 3 years, they have got to be a health risk.
Somebody should call in the containment units before this shit gets out of hand!
That'll be the first time she has had anything that resembles a vagina.
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